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Thrudball 2011 Bush Tucker Trial


For 2011 we had two brave volunteers, Arthur Inkpen(left) and Tobias "Drabs" Drabvicus.

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Arthur had gained a large number of sponsors, and Drabs had a whip-round the pub, after being dared by last years King of Tucker, Mike Ragless".

King of Tucker

So guys, all this Bush Tucker is prepared by myself, so is all safe, but you MUST follow the instructions.

Ok, so first on the Menu is Locusts ...don't eat the Head or the Legs...

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Arthur pulls the legs and head off and JUST as he puts it in his mouth I say "there's no wings on that, is there?"

So Locust comes back OUT the mouth...

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"You never said wings"

Arthur reckons they taste of pork scratchings...I like pork scratchings pipes up Drabs...They Squirt, adds Arthur

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Well done 1st challenge passed...now we have some Morio Worms...

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They will try and grab your finger, don't be surprised if they do...oh, and take their heads off...

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worm goes in, then falls out again..."run little worm" shouts Buggrit..."look, it did a poo before it died"...hmmm...."poppy" says arthur...

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Drabs's comment was "Crunchy...they don't really have anything inside"...

Next on the menu is Snails..."Aaawww...Really?" says Drabs...They smell Revolting...

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What are they cooked in?.....snail juice...

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we were going to have live snails, but frank couldn't catch them...

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Arthur reckons Kebab meat...Drabs says "Snot-covered Kidneys...and I HATE kidneys"...

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Right, these are optional...they are caterpillars...

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They CAN have a laxative effect...LAUGHTER!

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Don't panic when it says "Not fit for human consumption..." more LAUGHTER

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Drabs noticed the Madigascan Hissing cockroaches...OH MY GOD...WHAT are those...?

Arthur forks a few 'pillars in...and momentarily ALMOST regurgitates them...

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that tasted of VOMIT...WAXY vomit ...Gaz says "thats really put Drabs in the mood for them "...

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I've had something like that before...cat food!

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Now these are Madagascan Hissing Cockroaches...you've a choice..you can't eat these...but can put them in your mouth head first for 10 seconds

If you'r not up for that, you can just let it crawl on your skin...

Mike pipes up...Drabs,Drabs, don't be a pussy...

Dared by Mike

I HAVE to do it now...I F**King HATE YOU...

Hang on...actually it looks like they are gettin' it on by the looks of this...

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Do you want the male or the female...they're all males actually... this is going on utube drabs..."Do they fly?" asks a nervous Garry

Arthur grabs a roach but then drops it, and it grabs a cocktail umbrella for dear life...well, he can be forgiven for shaking a bit...

Eventually they prise it off the umbrolly and onto Arthur's hand...

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It crawls onto Arthurs finger and Drabs tries to grab it but FREAKS OUT BIG STYLE and drops it, then shakes his arms about in revulsion...

The more he Freaks, the faster Roachie moves, the more he FREAKS and The crowd LOVE it...

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After about 30 seconds Drab calms down though ...

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He changes grip but the roach Hisses at him and he bottles it...

Hissingatme!

what if it goes down my throat...hold it with your teeth Drabs...Man up...Arthur then kisses it...

MwAH

That's it, now you've got Malaria!

Even Mike bottled it...Yeah, Really, NO

Next on the Menu is ...Main Course...These are Rams Testicles...Have stunk out my entire house...I burnt these too, sorry...

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Oh great, Sputum flavoured Kidney ...Yummy! the boys don't look too keen...

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Drab's head is in his hand...

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Kidneys make me SICK

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Next is Eyeball Surprise. ..our challenge is to suck the eyeball out fo the fish head...anyone with fih allergies...?

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Mike is the only one Thrud enough to try this...with a PLASTIC MEDICINE spoon !

NOT Nice!

Next we have a Pig's Head...you can try some Cheek or Tongue...if you're strong enough try to smash the skull open and try some Brain...

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I wouldn't have a problem if it wasn't so slimy...

Greasy Bacon

Finally your desert...a Scorpion Toffee

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Hmm...tastes like Peanut Brittle!

Sweet!

Arthur raised a Whopping £221.18, Drabs managed to fill a pint glass with a further £46.12 so between them they raised £267.30

Well done Guys, you are Bush-Tastic!!!

 

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