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Event 09 Photos - Skydive

Ok, Hands up all those who've changed their minds and DON'T want to jump out a perfectly good plane...

handsupifchangedmind

Plane to see

We alll get in and then we are AIRBOURNE!!

airbourne

Blimey, they pack you like a sardine, it's worse than Ryanair...on the bright side it's a short flight, you'll soon have room to stretch your legs

sardines

also no in flight meal...hurrah!! Not as though you'd want to eat anyway, you'd hit your own vomit on the way down!

But it's a nice view...when the clouds don't get in the way

niceview

On your Knees and Beg for mercy...

onyourkneesanbeg4mercy

this is the view that greets you as they ask you to climb out of the open plane door ... I CAKKED myself!

Viewfromoutthedoor

No, you HAVEN'T got time for a quick wee....

noyouCANTgo4awee

Here Goes.....GERONIMOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOMMMYYYYGGGOOOODDDDD!!!!!

geronimomygod

Quick, check his pockets whilst he's busy SSSSCCCCRRRREEEEAAAAMMMMIIIINNNNGGGG...

checkhispockets

Fancy a quick game of Scissors - Paper-(Drop like a) Stone?

scissors-paper-stone

Is it a Bird, Is it a Plane....No, it's Frank FINALLY realising he should check his alti...

checkyeralti

I think he's had a row with the cameraman....or perhaps his cigar has blown away...

argumentwithcameraman

This man is using his NOSTRILS as a parachute... as his jowels do a mexican wave across his face

hugenostrils

Bloody Paparazzi, they follow you EVERYWHERE...Look, I told you, NO PHOTOGRAPHS

nopotos

Aw, Chute, my freefall's coming to an end....

chute

It's like someone just attached you to a formula one car and then hit the throttle...

going upwards QUICKLY, Feel (and look) like a thunderbirds puppet ...F.A.B.!

QUICKdeceleration

Once you've slowed down, it's fantastic poodling around turning your parachute this way and that...DON'T cross the runway though !

comingin2land

Bugger ...Ground Approaching...how do you brake again?

Ground Approaching

TOUCHDOWN (Bloodbowl pun)..then the parachute tugged me sideways and I fell on my ass!

touchdown

I'm not saying I was jumping for joy, but...

jumpingofrjoy

I raised 528.50 for the Roy Castle Lung Cancer Foundation, and paid for my jump myslef so all the sponsor money went to the charity...

In a word...JUMP...JUMP NOW!!!